Best of Autocorrect

fallingonbakerstreet:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

T.G.I.FIBROMYALGIA

"How fragile we are, between the few good moments."
Jane Hirshfield, “Vinegar and Oil” in Come, Thief  (via zsrmx)
untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR
"Never mix culture and Islam."
"You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn."
My Ten Word Story  (via erfisperf)

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.